A kind fart is an immense, hellacious, and earth-shattering fart that you hold in because there are other people in the car, vicinity, grocery line, etc. You KINDLY hold it in because you know the noxious ass gas that you so desperately need to let out will probably destroy every living thing near you.
Car passenger 1 to car passenger 2: Hey, are you ok? What's wrong?
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
Passenger 2: I'm holding back a kind fart..... It's really ripping up my insides right now.. I can't wait to get out of this car so I can let it out... *sighs*
by Downr@nge December 1, 2016
Get the Kind Fartmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 12, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6>The RObles Family Are Kind Of Maybe Kind Of ALlowed To Played Whack-A-Mole<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Idkimhereig October 31, 2021
Get the private story kind of guymug. by Hubert001 October 27, 2020
Get the The worse kinds of peoplemug. Tommy dragged me to a EDM concert and some self proclaimed "spiritual Guru" tried to sell me kind Bud in a porta potty.
by knucklehead1312 October 18, 2019
Get the Kind Budmug. "Nosferatu, Vampir, Dhampir, Vampire, Cold Ones, Blood Drinkers"
subcategory of "Otherkin" generally stated otherkin are anything not "human", excluding magi,psy
subcategory of "Otherkin" generally stated otherkin are anything not "human", excluding magi,psy
"Red Kind, we walk amongst you, we live with you but are not of you, we are the greatest hunters ever known"
by *Watcher* March 18, 2009
Get the Red Kindmug. by BIGASS SHIT April 9, 2022
Get the Kys (Kind Youth Soul)mug.