Kevin

Mostly used in german to describe a person as stupid retard.
Persons called Kevin have a hard time.
Also sometimes persons whose name isnt Kevin get called undercover Kevin because their fucking stupid.

Person 1: Look that stupid idiot just said "do u know da wai".
Person 2: Whats his name?
Person 1: Kevin.
Person 2: What a fucking coincidence.

by Stoney7333 July 8, 2018

Kevin

A man with a monster cock that even Chuck Norris fears.

Everyone wants to be a Kevin!

by #bigdaddymonster July 27, 2018

Kevin

A young chump that is just very wholesome and beautiful on the inside. Someone with the name Kevin is just a fun dude and should eat lots of bread because he deserves it. But don't ever question a Kevin because he will cut you up.

Girl: Who is that dude?
Another Girl: I don't know but his name is Kevin so he seems pretty cool.

by pineappleleaf458 June 7, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is MaxMoeFoe's shiba inu dog, he is the cutest dog throughout history. His nickname is Big Kev.

Girl: "Omg have you seen MaxMoeFoes new puppy?"
Guy:"Yeah, Kevin is the best dog in the history of the universe!

by epicgamer43 June 14, 2018

kevin

Kevin has the biggest forehead on earth its not even funny how big it is

Yo look at kevin jesus he is my bff for now on

by xonohomo June 18, 2018

Kevin

Kevin is the basically a troll living under the bridge

Man, I was trying to get to my friend's house when I met Kevin on the bridge, he wanted to tag along so I went back home instead.

by nacovatiom September 2, 2018

Kevin

Kevin usually keeps his emotions locked up until he talks to someone he trust.When he talks about things he love his eyes get all pretty. Keep him

Person 1: "Hey who is he? He look's so into books"
Person 2:"Yeah he loves books and his name is Kevin

by whydontweloveeachother September 4, 2018