bro karma

Getting caught in the vicious cycle of karma for not being a bro.

An example is when AJ did not grind for his bro's, later because of bro karma a friend who was annoying him, mistakenly spilt bong water on him.

by Wordladdd February 13, 2017

Gig Karma

The notion that by being active/inactive in your local music scene it may or may not influence your own success in it. This refers specifically to musicians and particularly to the ones who mope at home all day crapping on about how bad the scene is and how it never gets anywhere, this in turn brings the scene down because of a lack of participants.

Guy1: How come they get so many gigs?
Guy2: Their members leave the house occasionally to go and hang with other bands and make contacts.
Guy1: That's gay, I'm too brutal and metal for that gay stuff.
Guy2: That's some bad gig karma

by Brutal_Softy January 13, 2010

Karma Duke

King/or Queen of Karma
Person who can call them like they see them
Person can call you out on your well deserved justice or comupance

Brother goes and hits his sister in the back of the head.
She screams, "OW!" Then chases after him as he runs away.

He slips on a bannana peel as he tries to make a get away and falls flat on his butt getting the breath knocked out of him.

Then his sister comes up and smirks saying, "Karma."
Brother replies sarcastically, "What are you, the karma duke?"

by Alisson Suskind June 14, 2010

Net Karma

The total karmic effects a person has, it may be instant or a while, like a reputation but for karmic standards if you will.

A criminal has a lower net karma from their wrong doings

by 1m1m0 February 24, 2023

karma poo

(noun) The random dog doo that a dog owner picks up and disposes of when out and about to make up for those times when his or her own dog has done its business somewhere that then mysteriously cannot be found (e.g., out in the tall grass in the park).

To pick up karma poo is to maintain equilibrium in the world of dog doo disposal, and to help make up for all the idiot dog owners who allow their dogs to defecate anywhere and everywhere without cleaning it up.

"Man, I've looked everywhere and I can't find Fido's poo!"
"Dude, you'd better go find some karma poo and take care of it!"
or
"What are you doing? Fifi didn't take a dump!"
"I know, but I think she snuck one out here somewhere the other day, and I'm way behind on my karma poo anyway."

by MollyBurrito August 21, 2011

Karma hog

someone who Post a Post on Reddit that keeps getting Reddit karma. expecially if the post makes no sense.

u/Drumdevil86 is such a karma hog.

by JEAFCommander March 31, 2019

Cop Karma

"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:

A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.

Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.

by JustAnotherGuy January 15, 2014