Cruel Justice

A form of justice that people want whenever a criminal's punishment doesn't seem to match their standards. Cruel Justice can mostly be harsh and unforgiving.

Byastander 1: Man I can't believe that criminal only got 3 years of prison time for prostitution, sharing an explicit photo, and money embezzlement.

Bystander 2: Yeah I really wish he can be decapitated or flayed alive

Bystander 1: That is some cruel justice right there

by Ghostgam3r April 5, 2019

Blue justice

Jerking of

“Bro, im about to go do blue justice”

“Just did blue justice”

by Mforce66 April 15, 2019

kentucky justice

the act of stringing up a man on a wooden fence post by the skin of his ballsack.

Pierre: what happened to you, man, you look like your balls got stretched out!
Dave: Well, that's kentucky justice for you.

by goodsexisbadsex August 13, 2016

divine justice

When you are having sexual intercourse and you put a mid evil knights helmet on your head and shout, “Prepare thine orifaces for reception of DIVINE JUSTICE!” As you slay that Hoe with your meat sword.

I laid some divine justice down on that bitch. She has never felt so pure.

by 50SHADESOFGRAY January 15, 2018

Country justice

Country Justice is a term used to threaten harm another of vigilante violence. Used by individuals who live in rural areas that do not call police but inflict their own justice with no judge or jury. This is a threat of physical violence on another person.

We handle thing with Country Justice around here.

That’s what you call Country Justice. (After inflicting physical harm on another person)

by Country Boy Proud November 2, 2021

Poetic Justice

The fact of experiencing a fitting or deserved retribution for one's actions.

Trae Young injured his ankle on a refs leg?! Man, poetic justice!

by PhillyJawns June 28, 2021

Cock of Justice

A cock of justice may only be attained through very honorable doings, such as scoring multiple women at one night. A cock of justice may be used to slap an unjust man in the face when he either fails to score a woman under his league or when he does something stupid.

Joe: Man, I just got rejected by that blonde over there.
Me: You deserve a slap from my cock of justice (coj)

by Josephine Leeway February 14, 2012