Jude Petersen

big dick man whos buddy is MASSIVE gimme some of that he really wants to fuck 🥵

“Damn I wanna to fuck that Jude Petersen 🥵”
“He’s 10.”
“Only 8 years until I can fuck that jude petersen 🥀🔥”

by bigdaddyjudepetersenhasdih May 6, 2025

Jude Main

Jude Main is like that lanky man you know from down the street. Always there, always watching and knows how to tell a good joke. Often mistaken to be a loner, he's a man that secretly craves the utter approval of laughter of those around him, and their understanding that he is the greatest man to ever exist.

Did you hear what that guy said? No, what did he say? He was just talking about how we're all idiots and that he knows best. Ohh, that's just Jude Main.

by BoinkBoink3000 October 14, 2025

Jude the ddlc fanboy

Jude is the ddlc lover (doki doki literature club) he loves them bad bitches in the game and he especially loves natsuki, he also has a type and his type is pink haired anime baddies, (ram,astolfo and hakari from 100 girlfriends)

Some random fella: yo wsp jude
Jude: nothing much

Some random fella: what have you been doing?
Jude: playing ddlc

Some random fella: your sucha jude the ddlc fanboy you fucking loser

by NatsukiFanboy#2 November 13, 2025

Br Jude

Br Jude is the nicest teacher in LSC. Ever. According to Jasper, Br Jude doesn't speak in the lessons. Or more precisely, he talks in a way so advanced that we normal people can't understand. He found a way to solve this problem. In his lessons, he gives us videos to watch and tells us to self learn, when we can't understand the questions, he doesn't care. In the exams, we get low marks, he still doesn't care. We love this teacher so much!

(Br stands for Brother)

Br Jude lesson he gives out the test paper.

Br Jude: (calls our student numbers) Number thrie!

Number three goes out to get the test paper.

Br Jude: Number Dee!

All studnets: ???

by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

Br Jude sequence

This is the sequence when Br Jude tells you to open your school bag and take out a piece of paper for 30 times.

Br Jude: What's your name?

Jason: Jason.

Br Jude: Oh...Jason a...

Br Jude: Open your school bag,

Br Jude: Take out a piece of paper,

Br Jude: 30 times.

(Br Jude sequence)

by JohnMakFan December 1, 2020

Macho-Jude

1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.

Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.

Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.

by bumkinofdoom June 5, 2011

Hey Jude

One of the greatest rock 'n' roll songs ever recorded. Written by John Lennon and Paul McCartney. McCartney was the primary writer of the song. The song is more than 7 minutes long and features a 30-piece orchestra. It was one of the Beatles' 20 No. 1 hits on the Billboard charts.
The song was written for John Lennon's son, Julian Lennon. The original title of the song was "Hey Jules" but was changed to make it flow better.

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad/ Take a sad song and make it better."

by Beastman95112 November 13, 2005