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Josh

A fat sack of duck loving, who sells drug with his grandma and sits at home eating dog meat all day.
Person 1: Hey where’s Josh I need drugs... and his grandma is hot.
Person 2: He’s at china town getting more dog meat
by ZaneSuckAGingerNut June 25, 2019
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Josh

cool lad who humps pencil cases and eats stale milk and likes tiaho <3
josh don't hump my stuff
by disifksd March 20, 2019
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Josh

Josh is a rude person, he always preaches about mental health but bullies people the next day. Josh’ always break people’s hearts. Josh thinks he’s really handsome but in reality he’s disgusting
Ugh look not josh again
by Deepfried69 September 29, 2020
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Josh

Dude did you hear about Josh's 18 inch schlong?
by ahahhh__ December 31, 2020
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Josh

A wonderful man everyone loves he has loads of friends and more or likely his girlfriend is called aoife
Hi Josh Hi sisters
by Ajmcdonogh123 May 22, 2019
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Josh

He is an amazing, (loyal), hot, caring, and loving boyfriend. No one can compare to Josh. He will make you feel great. He's funny and he always knows how to make you laugh when you're feeling down. He's special and irreplaceable. The world has nothing to compare with this life changing human being. When you start to know him. . . you will immediately fall head over heels in love with him. Some people may think different of him but they must obviously be blind to not see the perfection of this incredible person you call Josh. He teaches people to love. The reason for that is because you will automatically fall in love with him and there's no way of falling out. He is truly inspiring. He would be the person in your life worth dying for. A star in the sky cannot compare to thee nor the moon because he is brighter than the sun in which helps us see and brighten our days. Prepare yourself to be amazed if you have not already because when you meet josh... your life will have more purpose than it ever had before. Josh is mind blowing so prepare for the incredible wind.When I met Josh I had become so in love. Josh is so bright he will practically blind your eyes. Don't take him for granite. You will be a wreck without him.
i really need a josh right now
are there any josh's here
i got me a josh
last night i hit a josh
by Chante1118 May 24, 2018
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Josh

To give someone (preferably someone vulnerable) a little bit of attention and flirt with them even though you are unavailable and will not commit to any sort of relationship
"He seemed like a really nice guy until he Joshed me"
by Carol659 June 13, 2017
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