A sporty guy with blonde hair. Heś always joking around and is a good friend. But you have to be careful because he can be stolen away from you as easily he can be your friend. He is also a bitch sometimes!! :)
Girl 1: Omg that kids a total Jordan!!
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
Girl 2: How do you know??
Girl 1: He is sporty, and ALWAYS jokes around
by 😂funnydefintions😂 March 4, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.
by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. jordan, verb
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
(Brit Eng) /ˈdʒɔ dən/
(US Eng)/ˈdʒɔ ɹdən/ create a situation of such awkwardness and ridiculousness that it's beyond exasperation and belief.
1."Hi... How are you?
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
Oh I've been jordaning.
Oh? I thought you was prime minister?
Exactly!"
2. "Oh, you look like a Picasso picture!
That's because I've been jordaned"
3. "Officer, why are you pulling me over?
Sir, you've obviously been under the influence of drugs, causing you Jordan. In fact, I've never seen anyone Jordan so much with a car..."
by castlering May 25, 2019
Get the jordanmug. An angry spaghetti. Often mistaken for a bowl of naked pasta. Very wiggly and uncontrolled. Much like a piece of gross ramen.
by DDNekfb;w December 21, 2016
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the most kind girl you’ll ever meet, she’s really shy at first but always comes around after a while, even though she’s sweet if you make her mad she won’t hesitate to pounce, Jordan is never a gossip girl but more or less a quiet artist, she also likes to singing her free time, she loves animals, but hates boys, Jordan all I’m all is someone you’d probably want to be best friends with.
by Foxtreats January 12, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. If you’re friend’s with someone named Jordan then you’re in great luck! They are the most weird,funny,nice and also meanest person you’ll ever met. Also when they get attached to you they could be veeeeery clingy.
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
They could be dorks sometimes but, admit it, it’s cute.
The majority of Jordans are literally the dumbest and they also forget about EVERYTHING no cap. They are also beautiful/handsome, but they deny it. (also they could be jerks sometimes.)
1.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan : *ATTACKS*
2.
A: *minds their own business*
Jordan: *GIVES ALL MY LOVE AND AFFECTION*
3.
A: guess who’s birthday is tomorrow!!
Jordan : who?
A: yours-...
Jordan : oh-
4.
A: you’re sooo beautiful/handsome!!
Jordan : no you/no I’m not/ lol lies.
5.
A: Hiiii my name’s-
Jordan : shut up.
by Imretarded245 March 4, 2020
Get the Jordanmug.