Scram Jones is a person who has nothing going for them, they have absolutely no swag no money and above all else get no bitches . They often brag as if they have alot going on and in return they get slammed with the phrase scram Jones. A scram Jones is typically an overweight fat ass or a scrawny weakling.
Yo look at Michael trying to holla at that girl you know he ain't getting no play....
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
-of course he's not that nigga a scram Jones
by Frank obrian August 15, 2017

by Jones Enthusiast February 11, 2022

when someone is trying to pull a fast one or a trick or scam they are said to be pulling a backdoor jones. Also there is the antonym known as the backdoor jones on the fronstide.
An employee tried to make the boss believe they were sick in order to go home early. He is said to be pulling a backdoor jones.
by EPAC June 23, 2007

Person 1: Have you seen Steven Jones anywhere?
Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.
Person 2: Last time I saw him he was boarding a plane.
by #AlwaysRemember November 7, 2023

by pickle jones October 7, 2019

When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.
by Double JJ own March 21, 2009

Emery Jones is quite a character. He does have a lot of lice that he likes to share with his family. He says a lot of things that don't make a lot of sense but it's ok, he's just struggling right now, he has to take care of all of his lice which is very challenging. He has a big brother named Griffen Jones and a very Handsome dog named Jethro. He has an aunt that lives in Tennessee and she owns a podcast named "So Much JENergy
by jodagamer March 3, 2021
