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Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.
King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.
by 72K Gold May 14, 2021
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flop joint

Term for low income rooming house used in the 1920’sand 30’s.
Similar to flop house
I ran the gamut of living in a palace to a flop joint overnight
by Robotgrass May 30, 2018
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joint mission

when your crew ventures out to score enough marijuana for a weekend tokethon.
“I heard your parents will be gone for a week. Dude, this party is gonna be legit, but only if we have a successful joint mission.”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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stripper joint

A money bill rolled up to snort power out of, usually cocaine.
Roll up a stripper joint so we can do some nose candy.
by infamouz21 November 11, 2015
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cock joint

The female equilvalent of a titty bar, wherein women go to indulge in male strippers.
My favorite and the biggest cock joint I know is vegas' own thunder down under
by maraqwerty August 6, 2010
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cruciform joint

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.
The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.

"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"
by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014
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Maryland Joint

A joint seasoned and rolled with Old Bay on the inside
I was gunna smoke a bit, so I rolled a Maryland Joint to spice it up
by Kmb_Keeper August 11, 2018
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