Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Juicy Johnson

When eating box (giving a woman head) sometimes spelling out letters with your tongue seems to be very effective. So that's spelling The word juicy Johnson has famously been the most effective.

"Hommie gave her the old juicy Johnson last night... she was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022

Chocolate Johnson

When you stick your finger in someone’s ass and then put it in their mouth without warning.

“I got with this chick last weekend and gave her the old Chocolate Johnson.”

by Mrs. Stinky Flaps October 31, 2020

werewolf johnson

That one fucking guy on your dorm floor who doesn't speak to anyone but is somehow always in and out of the elevators. He looks slightly intimidating but in reality is probably a really socially awkward guy who you should really reach out to.

"Bro look, it's that werewolf johnson who lives on our floor!"
"I wonder what he does all day..."

by The Legendary PB Bunkcus November 14, 2019

jayde johnson

beutiful girl who is artisstic

jayde johnson

is so nice

by batirointe May 22, 2017

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.

Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.

by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021