jadda

One who exhibits freak-like qualities.

You put french fries in your milkshake? You're such a jadda.

by Natividad January 9, 2009

Jordan Mouthwash

The act of drinking a woman's used bath water.

Except for the scabs on her elbows, she would make some amazing Jordan Mouthwash

by JTNP August 24, 2008

Jordan's Heart

Having a Jordans Heart implies that you can not feel anything for any one ever

I feel bad for her, she really likes him but he has a Jordan's Heart.

by TOMAHAWKNINJA March 28, 2011

Jondalar

An old english male name meaning "he who is silly".

Person 1: Do you know who Jondalar is?
Person 2: Yeah, he is very silly.

by notasillyperson July 22, 2011

emma jordan

Probably the most swaggest person I know she likes to wall twerk so yeah....it gets weird at times but a girl got to eat

Emma Jordan is my baby mamma.

by #yourmomhasnicebedsheets September 10, 2013

Jordan Pavelka

The cockiest, gayest, asshole to ever enroll at Robbinsville High school. He talks bad about everyone and gets away with it somehow. He looks so fucking gay, and the fact that he has any friends amazes me. If theres anyone I want to burn in hell, its this guy.

Joe:Looks its Jordan Pavelka
John:I wanna beat the shit out of him so bad!

by Legend hasit. October 30, 2011

Crossing Jordan

Biblical metaphor of the ancient Hebrews crossing the Jordan River, commonly used in spiritual songs to represent death and passage to the afterlife.

I know that you are heavily wounded, but crossing Jordan is not an option!

by Roger Kint August 26, 2010