Jedi

Midwest tweaker that is over forty, off parole,has a good job, a place to live, and a vehicle.

Hey Tim ,I didn't know Stan got high. Tim said back ( Stan's a Jedi you weren't supposed to know , that's the point.

by Poobapoolman March 7, 2022

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Jedi-flip

In skateboarding, an anti-Casper (nollie Casper flip) pressure flip. While rolling nollie the board does an Casper flip with out popping (pressure flip) nor feet touching the ground

Johnny was the first kid I ever saw do a jedi-flip, that shit was dope!

by Ismz December 3, 2020

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Jedi Surprise Party

When you insert your finger into someones asshole after consuming spicy finger foods. Especially when resulting in pain for the receiver.

I gave my girlfriend a Jedi Surprise party last week, and she still makes me wash my hands before bed

by KorihorAntichrist January 15, 2021

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jedi

a legendary fuckface addicted to meth and crack who loves to eat ass and drink cum

damn you are really a jedi huh

by micheal cheese January 20, 2021

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Jedied

To squeeze your penis past hemorrhoids. Is a difficult task to do without pain, hence, you need a Jedi.

Jarrod jedied Paul.

by Theurbansnog March 9, 2021

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XR Jedi

a member of the mystical Quality order in the HRdirect team, trained to review employee interactions and provide feedback to deliver the best consumer experience.

XR Jedi has requested your presence.

by NikolB April 22, 2021

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