jesus chfist

i spelld jesus chris twrpng dajmmit

frick ims tupid jesus chfist

by hannahahnahah October 29, 2019

Jesus Chirst

Jesus Chirst, not to be confused with Jesus Christ, is what atheists believe in.

Jesus Chirst is the best, yo

by Delerium_22 November 6, 2025

Jesuschrist

The robot from the future who defeats the wicked with kisses and tenderness
He solves problems with peace and love

If your dog dies, call Jesuschrist and he will heal it
When your father beats you he will turn him into a turtle

by Amlover January 28, 2022

Jesus Titty Fucking Chris

something you yell out when something annoying, stupid happens.

Person 1: its my birthday today everyone is coming except you.
Person 2: why not?
Person 1:because i hate you
Person 2:... what did i do to you JESUS TITTY FUCKING CHRIST

by person13579 February 10, 2009

Jesus H. Christopherson

When you start to take the name of the Lord God in vain but then follow it up with an 'opherson' at the end so it doesn't seem like you're breaking one of the commandments.

Someone that is supposed to be a Christian and -lets say- works in construction is hammering a nail but smashes his finger and yells; "Jesus H. Christopherson!"

by auditus maximus July 1, 2005