Jasper Murphy

A bad motherfucker, the baddest motherfucker in all of the land. He is also referred to the baddest jit of all fucking time. Legend. Raleigh forever.

“Jasper Murphy is a fucking beast”

by Broughton November 7, 2020

Jasper's time

Around 30mins-3hours behind every other cunts time.

Where is jasper ? Don't worry mate he's running on his own time, Jasper's time .

by Scumbumblake March 23, 2017

Jasper

A little dude who looks like a hobbit and a sasquatch’s loves child. His eyes scream that he will kill and will have no regret. If you see a jasper you better watch out.

Jasper beat the shit out of me yesterday

by FoxyThing April 18, 2022

jasper

pogi

pogi naman ni jasper

by anonymous June 8, 2021

Jasper Wu

someone who is corny, and always gets mad when you show them old pics of them and ones that are embarrassing

yo this guy is just like a jasper wu

by trictracbaraboom July 30, 2025

Jasper

Jasper means “treasurer”, or it can be a different type of quarts, usually in the color red. So cool, right? But what it can also mean is “wise” and “caring”… at least to me, that is what I’ve learned from this special person I know who is named that. A sweet name for a sweet person. My treasure! Someone who deserves every good thing in the world, but someone super nonchalant and mysterious. Someone with a soft side that many get to see. Someone who makes my heart squeeze when thinking about all of our shenanigans. I love the name jasper. its so you.

- I miss Jasper, he’s my treasure.
- Dont worry, you’ll get to see him before you leave!

by ushismoo January 13, 2025

Jasper

A smart man who is not smart at all he just acts like #HeAlsoHasABigDickAreYouSeeingFromOtherPost

Oh my God Jasper did you just wake up you didn’t call me even though we’re talking about Sonia your big juicy suck

by Morning and it’s Romain December 1, 2019