Jareed Brown

A kid that has wacky videos on youtube

`` hey did you see jareed brown``
`yeah``

by jareed brown February 11, 2009

Went to Jared

Dying. So coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.

"HE WENT TO JARED?!"
"Yeah, he stepped in front of a car... I'm really sorry."

by Black Ships December 22, 2008

jared copeland

GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.

You're a typical Jared Copeland
What a J-rad

by Gongcrew April 4, 2005

Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"

"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."

by cabknhr February 15, 2009

jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair

"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"

by iamjustarandomperson August 13, 2019

awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four

Hartwell pass Jared the rocket

by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005

Pulled a Jared

1. When a guy reads the communist manifesto, understands nothing he read, but changes his entire lifestyle.
He now is extremely feminine, listens to emo, dates "easy" women. Disrespects women, and hates the system that puts the shirt on his back.

2. claiming to support the proletariat, but he is not one himself.

3. doing something obviously hypocratic

4. see emo

See that kid wearing the Che t-shirt, and selling candy for school . . . Yeah he pulled a jared.

by The Real Proletariat April 10, 2005