most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 09, 2021
The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.
RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
by That Random Gril October 11, 2020
sexy guy with massive cok, probably like 8 fucking feet tall for all you know, would shave his scraggly beard but the razor keeps shattering. massive abs used for sweeping women off their feet. basically the second coming of jesus christ but also very modest and reserved. voice so low it attracts whales.
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
overuses the term "fuel tank to a love machine" to justify his massive beer gut
Pedro: "Hey Allejandro check out that guy over there whos having sex with beyonce and a princess at the same time while wrestling a saltwater crocodile!"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
Allejandro: "Yeah, im strait but those abs make me wanna get down on my knees and give this lad a hand shandy"
Pedro: "a hand shandy?"
Allegjandro: "y'know, a sausage shake, a dutch rub, a gearstick oiling?"
Pedro: "Oh yeah, i know how you feel. he's probably called James,"
by notcalledjamesiswear October 30, 2021
James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet
by gorillatitties June 01, 2022
James is a complete mystery. A beautiful fucked up masterpiece. The kind of guy you’d be proud to take home to your parents. The kind of guy that is so remarkably driven that he could inspire art. If you ever get the pleasure of meeting James, don’t let go.
by it’s you and me June 23, 2020
James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues
by Name rename January 30, 2021