James is a complete mystery. A beautiful fucked up masterpiece. The kind of guy you’d be proud to take home to your parents. The kind of guy that is so remarkably driven that he could inspire art. If you ever get the pleasure of meeting James, don’t let go.
by it’s you and me June 22, 2020

James is a funny odd person who is definitely worth becoming friends with he's loyal caring and will make a great dad they are the coolest friends to have if you don't mind there anger issues
by Name rename January 30, 2021

The best guy you'll ever meet. he probley loves pigeon. very nice guy and he will never cheat no matter what.
RaNdOm BiTcH: UGH I'm like so mad that _____ got James hes really weird but hes cute
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
OtHeR bItCh: UGH I know right
Me the one who got james: *appears behind them* I HEARD U WERE TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
both of the bitch: *gets flown into the sun*
by That Random Gril October 11, 2020

most jameses are chill but if hes a james with blue eyes and brown hair hes literally just the fucking best. hes a god. he makes all others look week and all women cum on the second they look at him. usually has a harem of a few woman and is soon to inherit the multiverse from his father god. massive fucking cock. omnipotent. omniscient. omnibenevolent. eternal.
some weak retard faglord cuck: yo do you know james?
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
Based devotee: all praise james
the weak weak retard faglord cuck opens his third eye
weak retard faglord cuck turns based: all praise james
by theMessiah_______ April 8, 2021

James is the boy that might be the finest boy any girl could date. Sometimes he can ugly but overall his personality takes it all making him the nicest boy you’ll ever meet
by gorillatitties June 1, 2022
