Jacob

The name of a man who truly shows his manhood. Typically has a penis that is 9 inches or larger.
Wow! Is that Jacob? I heard he has a huge dick!
by Big_Dick_Prick May 25, 2018
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Jacob

Jacob is a great guy but has very little feelings or remorse for hurting other people's feelings. He often is tall and his ego might be a little too high but at the end of the day when you need someone hes always there no matter how big of a asshat he is. And thats that on that.
Jacob is such an ass but I love him..
by Just a random chick October 9, 2019
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Jacob

Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.
"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"
by Arrow dude October 5, 2019
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Jacob

Someone who likes crickets and sucks dog dicks
by Arhxm January 8, 2018
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Jacob

This asshole. Sometimes you just want to kick him in the balls but he is too tall and he can literally jump you at any time. Guys named Jacob, only attract to girls named Anna. They will have this deep fetish that affects their daily routines. They will pretend to be fit but they actually just sit at home and eat their bowl of shit. (aka a bowl of literal shit) He spends half his days on Reddit and plays many nerdy games. EU4 is the only thing he would do for hours. He would name countries after his friends and then pretend like he knows where China is but he actually has no clue. When he's lonely, he will tell himself that he is an SCP god but at night he would rant about how he's scared and wants to burn the spider off his bedsheets.
"Did you hear about Jacobs Newest quote?"
"What was it?"
" 'Why do I look like a girl? No need to be so self-conscious' "
by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020
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Jacob

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Jacob

A funny person who gets more hate then he deserves
by Ballistic3795 May 17, 2019
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