Jonah

If your name is Jonah and you're a girl. You are so lucky and blessed. You make all the right decisions. Jonah is genius literally. Everyone be like Jonah! God is smiling down on you. Jonah is strong and smart. Jonah is perfect! Jonah is the law!

I am in love with Jonah.

Get you a Jonah and keep her.
Give her everything she wants and needs!

by Kingdom Jesus Christ with tits May 9, 2022

Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 13, 2022

Jonah

A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.

Man that boys ass is so big! He's a Jonah!

by NevenMinard October 11, 2022

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

A clown fucker. Nasty boi.

Jonah: Mmmm men in dress sexy.

Jack: You’re a clown fucker Jonah

by Not reliable January 9, 2022

Jonah

An enjoyer of lemons

Isn't that jonah? wow that guy sure like delicious, juicy lemons

by Josef Mama January 14, 2022

Jonah Hill

(jow·nuh hil) v. The act of shitting upside down in a private residence restroom.

Hey man I just cooked up a dank jonah hill in your master bathroom. Beware

by DrippsMcDizzle January 19, 2022