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Jack and Jill

The worst film of times but it has Adam Sandler. Who doesn't love Adam Sandler. I feel sorry for you if you got tickets to the movie theater to watch Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some #########. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said you know you wanna. Jill said yes, lift up her dress and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.
by Yick the Tick April 20, 2020
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Jill

Jillian Aversano is out of fucking pocket.
by YaMothazAssCheeks June 16, 2020
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jill r

jillian is the name of a girl who will always bully you no matter what. she is most likely balding and smells like she comes from a wealthy family. despite being popular AND bisexual, abseloutly nobody had ever wanted to date her. her mom is a raging karen, and she most likely comes from a stable family.
person one: hey did you see jill r?
person two: yeah she gave me the side eye and giggled
by shawtyshshshhs October 23, 2020
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Jill

Verb; to spill or drop by accident any food items including condiments, sauces, glazes, dressings and purée’s betwixt ones own boobage.

jilled, jilling
If you wore a bib, you wouldn’t have jilled that catsup upon your bosom.
by Skeptochron April 20, 2018
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Jill

The hand you beat off with. Use "Jill" instead of saying you're masturbating so people think you plugging and actual girl.
Friend 1: "hey, wanna hang out tonight?"
Friend 2: "nah I can, I'm gonna go tap Jill later"
by Ricky Buddy March 6, 2017
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Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum
by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021
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Jill

The greatest mom on the entire planet Earth. Literally the nicest person you can ever meet. Everyone loves her because she's such a sweetheart. A woman who puts all others before herself, and makes the ultimate self-sacrifices for love and the wellbeing of others. Never once does she put herself first, despite the numerous chances she's given. A woman who you easily forget has had an extremely hard life because you can literally become suspicious that she's an actual angel on Earth. She loves her children unconditionally, and I hope she understands that we love her unconditionally as well. She's the one thing in existence I look to when I need strength – when I need to stay kind, compassionate, and when I need to persevere when life keeps slamming me with its iron fist. She's incredibly modest and asks for nothing. You complement her and she'll say "Ah.. well, I'm just doing what anyone would do."
Literally everyone she knows (yes, they've all said this): "If Jill doesn't get into Heaven, what hope do we have?"
by Master-Wordsmith October 10, 2021
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