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Jade

Alexs like to date girls named jade as they have massive teeth and big boobs
Alex how u doing
Fine u know me just chillin

Well u know my name is jade and we should fuck or date.
by Haggis Mcguiness April 1, 2020
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Jade is someone that can’t stop eating, and is way too over weight but also a lovely person
Hey is that a jade over there she is obese
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A clown and a idiot. I am meaning myself.
by Yoongisdaughter November 2, 2020
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Jade knows how to party and definitely knows how to have a good time. She falls for the boys and the boys all ways seem to like her back. She can be really nice and sweet. Everyone has their bad side but Jade's can be two-faced and when someone says Jade some people will think of over the top dramatic.
Person 1: What's up with Jade?
Person 2: No one has a clue with Jade.
by gracie.love January 14, 2019
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Jade is a very down to earth individual who like to think they are from the ghetto often using words like Yeet, wagwan, pifting but in reality is just an abnormally small person who is completely delusional and can occasionally be funny but not purposely on when people laugh at her she struggles to understand any sort of language because education really isn’t her strong point.
“Jade failed maths because she sucks at education
by Sloppy cookie January 25, 2020
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Jade is possibly the best person you will ever meet if you meet a person nicer then you must be dreaming. Jade helps people through the roughest time and if you feel like you ever need to talk to someone then talk to Jade you would be blessed to have this person in your life
PERSON 1: Man I feel like crap
PERSON 2: Maybe you should go talk to Jade
by Jacob O Frey May 13, 2020
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the sexyest person in the world.. her best friend is named emily and her step something is emily nicolette!!! she loves guys named matty!!!!!!!! and hot older guys named zack and paul!!! jade is hot, scrumdillyumpsious and sexy
omg thats jade
by xobieberloverxo April 26, 2011
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