Wax Jacket

A super condom that doesn't break and takes a significant amount of abuse.

Basically the equivalent of being made out of kevlar.

Girl: "Did the rubber just break?!"
Guy: "Nah girl, this is a wax jacket!"

by dudebroman420 October 8, 2021

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Stevie's Jacket

1. Something very old.
2. Something that speaks many languages

That geezer has been around since Stevie's Jacket.
He speaks more languages than Stevie's Jacket ser

by Big G Danbers March 20, 2008

Jacket Dick

Typically on flimsier jackets, when you zip it up the zipper creates a fold, curve, or a bump that resembles a baby dick.

Man what's under your jacket? Is that a boner?
Nah, that's just a damn jacket dick

by ktbuggers April 17, 2011

Wet Jacket

The act of pulling out of a dripping wet pussy leaving behind a condom full of cum.

Fuck Stacy! I just left my wet jacket in the closet.

by RealizedDumpster February 22, 2021

Death Jacket

1. The name for what occurs when one tells a joke (which the teller thinks will generate laughs) and no one laughs.

2. The name for what occurs when one hears a joke and does not understand the humor.

"..and the bartender says, 'why the long face?' Get it? Get it?" (silence, no reaction. Embarrassment.) "Err...death jacket."

by DeathJacket September 5, 2009

Liquor Jacket

When you are outside in the cold without a coat but you are so drunk you feel warm.

Similar to a whiskey bandage

Hey Caitlin aren't you cold out here in just that t-shirt?

Nah I'm good I got a liquor jacket.

by Gonzo Writer November 19, 2013