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Ivy league

(N)
1)A place of higher education. That is at graduate level college courses. It is the complete show of higher class, and who you know. It is part of redlining, and frat lawyers who stuck each other off trading clients for jail times and favors.

2) graduated ivy league is referring to someone with experience, over 5 years but typically a decade, in IV use of drugs, mainly that of heroin. Some graduates even dry cycle in the week and no longer chase the dragon. The rare unicorn in the junkie world. As 10 years is a lifetime to some.
"Man I graduated ivy league. I hate this shit and seen it all. Friends day, lose everything to make it back, NA, etc."

Friend, "it'll be ok"

"Fuck you im a dope fiend no it won't be."

Who cares about lawyers and their ivy league. Its just one big circle jerk.
by ForsakenMycelium March 23, 2022
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Little Ivy League

A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023
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Ivy Peson

a medicine that s simalir to slimey profen
by Apemanape September 11, 2022
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Ivy

1. A woody vine made up of about 15 species. Very fast growing and able to climb objects. Some states consider it an invasive plant.
2. Typically a girls name. A step above the stripper names, such as Hope or Diamond, but still a hoe. You can often find her looking at herself in any reflection she can find and doing expensive thing she doesn’t pay for.
1. The ivy growing in my front yard began to take over and kill my other plants.

2. Did you see Ivy’s insta story? It was another one of her showing off the ass she doesn’t have.
by Persiandaddy May 21, 2018
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Ivy Butt

An Ivy Butt is the best butt, no doubt about that. It’s thick, soft, and everyone either dreams they had it or wishes they had someone with an Ivy butt. It is rare if a girl not named Ivy has one. If you know a girl named Ivy then she definitely has an Ivy butt, she is what it was named after. So just know if you have an Ivy, your very lucky!😏
Guy 1: hey dude do you see that girls butt over there.
Guy 2: yessss that is known as an Ivy butt!

Guy 1:oh hells yes! Should I go talk to her?

Guy 2: naw there’s her boyfriend now he’s probably an Ethan.
by Ms. Thick October 29, 2020
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Ivy

Be careful leaving your girlfriend around this person. He has a good smile funny personality a lot of ugly niggas don't like this person. Ugly girls always got something bad to say because they know they can't have him. Very intelligent and is a succefull person.
Ivy Is a hoe loves women. If feelings are caught gets very attached and is very loyal. If he doesn't like you he will dog you so be careful.
by Livy2800 June 17, 2018
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conner ivie

He is cool NiCE gUy. he is a meme lord also. he a gOOd fRiENd! 💓👺
by kennaalsurhdjsid April 30, 2019
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