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Usually said after a dad joke is told.
So, my dad was at the grocery store, and when the cashier asked him whether he wanted a paper or plastic bag, he said: "I don't care, I'm bisacktual." Insert cringe here
by Lumby_Jack April 20, 2017
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Intertain

Delaine intertains me.
by RubyRed June 15, 2007
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innertingle

The feeling of thinking you know someone and getting their attention when in fact it is NOT the intended person you thought you knew.
I tried to get my uncle's attention and it turns out it wasn't him and he just starred right at me - The feeling that you get when this occurs is called innertingle.
by Russell Justin April 8, 2008
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Conscientious Ingester

(n)

1. A play on the term "Conscientious Objector," this term refers to an individual who has claimed the right to refuse to ingest anything that is derived from an animal, on the grounds of freedom of thought, conscience, or ethical principal.

2. Vegan
"I am a Conscientious Ingester, or vegan for short, the most hated of the vegetarians and the sect that does not ingest, wear, or stand within 300 feet of products containing anything derived from an animal, dead or alive.
by Peacekeeper13 April 26, 2011
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Lolly stick insertion

When a man cums on a tampon before the woman knows and she is then instantly pregnant. This is usually used as a prank or used to not get a bloody peter.
Before the female knew, her boyfriend pulled off a lolly stick insertion so his penis doesn't get bloody.
by Philbrick17 September 22, 2013
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premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
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tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off
His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off
by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011
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