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Ian

A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 3, 2010
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Ian

Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him
Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore
by Genuis1990 December 30, 2014
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Ian

by 9/11 was an inside job October 25, 2018
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Ian

Ian’s are nasty fucking dicks. Avoid at all costs
I hate Ian he’s nasty. I caught him licking his rash. What a retard.
by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 6, 2020
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Ian

he's a dick
by wanthimsobad333 December 5, 2017
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ian

ian is a weird, annoying, and a brat.
by who r u October 23, 2017
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Ian

A fugly bustard that will probably die alone
Your a Ian
by William westcot October 30, 2018
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