mason jar

something that you put a figure in

I stuck my anime girl in the mason jar

by DOMISMOD January 27, 2023

Bear Jarring

Infuriating phrase adopted by teens in private schools in Surrey attempting to sound more street. Meaning ‘annoying’ which ironically, it is.

Rupert has a vagina in his bottom but he won’t let me try it. It’s Bear Jarring.

by Garygranted May 17, 2023

Mustard jar

Mustard jar
Praise the lord

Oh my god

Mustard jar:
me gusta
lol
he is not gay

by I_love_anime_ March 19, 2018

The "Jarred" Effect

When shit just somehow works out the best way possible.

Guy 1: Yo, Smith just pulled this bad Viet bitch like it was nothing.
Guy 2: The "Jarred" Effect man...

by Rindor August 25, 2021

Toothpick Jar

An album of unsolicited dick pics

Brad thought sending me his toothpick jar would win me over, but I just reported them for child pornography.

by Richard Thunder May 12, 2020

Fruit Jar

An organized fishing event in which "gaynglers" or homosexual fishing anglers get together on the water and proceed in homosexual activities.

did you hear about all those gaynglers down at the lake having a fruit jar?

by Sporkmcgooch45 February 14, 2018

Jar Job

When you shove a glass jar up yo girls ass and then shatter it inside by using extreme force to clap her cheeks together

Bro i gave Brooke a killer Jar Job last night.

by BiggT6969 March 3, 2019