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Second Truth

The moment right after ejaculation where you see everything in a new perspective. During the second truth, you can see through all the bullshit in your life and everything makes sense for about 3 seconds. But most people are to focused on the actual orgasm to notice this.
Dude, I just blew a load and during my second truth, I realized, I could save 15% or more on my car insurance by switching to Geico!!
by Hugh E. Rection April 19, 2009
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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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second ask

what occurs right after the first ask if the first ask shot you down.

The second person you have lined up to ask to go out, do something, or invite to somewhere.

Not your first choice, but your second.
Jessica was my first ask to go skiing this weekend, but she was already busy so I had to resort to my second ask.

Yeah, John is my second ask for the Los Vegas Trip, but he's cute enough.

Don't worry if you can't come, you were my first ask, but I have a second lined up.
by Broombunny July 6, 2007
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second pee

When you finish peeing, and you pull your pants up and pee a little more in your pants.
"hey bro, did you piss your pants?"
"No, I just experienced second pee."
"Lol"
by Me0wme0wgang January 17, 2020
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Second Mouth

A vagina / minge / cunt / meat sleave / clunge / fanny / gash / vag / snatch / muff / pussy.
Your girlfriend gave me head with second mouth.
(Your girlfriend gave me a blojob.)
by BigManFred December 25, 2019
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monica the second

A person who enjoys intentionally ruining relationships especially marriages by seducing the male/female of the couple. Usually this person will only go after a non single person simply for the joy of ruining that persons happiness to benefit their own. Most of the time they will leave shortly after the relationship breaks up because that was their only goal.
"Man what happened with you and John I thought y'all were tight"

"We were but some Monica the second had to swoop in and snatch him up"
by That.one.chick.lee March 26, 2017
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Sleepy Second

Accidentally getting to second base while your still half asleep
Matt: hey did you hear Carl got a Sleepy Second
Jim: yeah now Jill hates him.
by Mybad February 14, 2013
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