ian

fag, plays xbox and runescape at the same time. usually treats women bad, and sucks at sports. small cock. usually short and annoying.
did you see that ian?" "he sucks at everything
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Ee-in:
A stinky pussy fart usually perpetuated from masturbating with haggis.
After the young woman chose to resolve an ian on her own, she had to admit herself to the hospital in order to remove the bottle of glade from her vagina.
by bigddyjxn July 03, 2014
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A guy who mainly stays in bed because he is ashamed of his own looks, personality and body shape. Will sleep up too 14 hours a day and lives on a diet of tuna like a dolphin but thats where the similarities end, the best animal comparison would be a koala bear or a sloth.
Kelly - 'Whats wrong with that guy?"
Sally - 'I know he just stays in bed all day with tuna round his gob sloathing around with an odd body, face and personality'
Kelly - 'Isnt he called Ian?'
Sally - 'Actually yeah I think it is. That explains it then. lets go to Liams'
by MathewHourigan February 03, 2010
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Biggest faggot award winner, likes horses (50 horses to be exact), life wothout him is like a fat kid without bread, has a thing for bitchy Houston girls, but yet you can't help but love him
Ianism: the belief that one is a bad ass

"I'm not a good boy anymore
by Genuis1990 December 31, 2014
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he's a dick
by wanthimsobad333 December 05, 2017
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A Fuck tard. No need to say anymore.
by YUP 1000% REAL February 01, 2018
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Ian’s are nasty fucking dicks. Avoid at all costs
I hate Ian he’s nasty. I caught him licking his rash. What a retard.
by Man_of_Milk_(Notmilk) March 06, 2020
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