human been

Term used to describe a dead human being.

Archaeologist 1: What does it look like?
Gerontologist: A human been
Rheologist: Oh yeah. There's the stone it was carrying when it was crushed.
Ghost: Yep - he Took The Top Escalator

by digital.sam September 28, 2009

Human

The absolute worst species - although possibly the most sophisticated, they are also the most stupid. Selfish riched crainiam a wrecking the planet and aren’t doing anything about it for multiple reasons. Such as: They are driven by power, and money, the earth most likely wont blow up in their life time. Humans are complete IDIOTS - and honestly no word can describe how stupid they are. There is a LOOONNG list of thing humans are doing wrong. ‘There are 2 things that are endless, human stupidity, and the universe, I’m not sure about the former’. Is a famous quote from a scientist known as ‘Albert Einstein’, who helped develop some thing humans are using to kill each other with. I may not be making much sense, but this is because I, like you - are unfortunately part of the HUMAN RACE.

And so - FUCK the humans, earth is FUCKED, and its because of the FUCKED up, FUCKING HUMANS!!!

*DISCLAIMER*
Some humans aren’t as fucked up as the ones in power. Some are achually trying to help the already fucked planet.

Fuck its a poliction (Human with power)

by Beanton38 October 25, 2018

humaha

Someone who is/have been a humaha. It means nothing, but everything at the same time.

Hey Danny stop being a humaha!

Get off my lawn you humaha!

If you reject this you are a humaha!

well aint that just some humaha!

You aint got to tell me about all that humaha.

man, today has been humaha on top of humaha.

by Cpt Obv December 10, 2019

human rights violations

When an incumbent government in a sovereign country won't put a pipeline in that you desperately need

Syria's Assad is guilty of human rights violations, so USA is sending in the military for a regime change

by American_tool November 10, 2016

human

The smartest creature in the world that still acts like a dumb animal from time to time.

Apparently, human civilization prefers stupidity for a survival trait, and merely uses the geniuses as instruments for inching along human progress.

by AYB June 23, 2003

human toilet

Someone who cranes their head back like a baby, bird waiting to be fed, while one shits and pisses in their mouth.

I was at your moms house,and I used her like a human toilet

by Buddy Luv June 30, 2007

human

A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.

Don't blame us, we're only human.

by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004