The Reverse Houdini

Your giving it to a chick doggy style and you spit on her back, and when she turns around, you cum all over her face.

I pulled the Houdini on my bitch last night dude, she loved it.

by Matt June 2, 2004

Upside Down Houdini

When you are hooking up with a girl and you cum on her back and when she turns around spit in her eye. Best executed by members of the beer hand boge club.

Chick reacting to upside down houdini: owww...wait, what?? why did you just spit in my eye. ouch, that really hurt, you just spit directly into my eye.

by martimer/marv September 24, 2005

The Houdini

when you're fucking a girl from behind, you pull out and spit on her making her think you blew your load on her back. when she turns around you blast it in her face and say "how do you like that magic trick bitch!"

If I come into work tomorrow with a black eye it's cause I gave Rockelle the houdini

by Weigel July 10, 2005

houdini

When a man is having intercourse with a woman; prior to finishing he pulls out and ejaculates a bouquet of flowers. Believed to have been performed by Houdini himself.

Jennifer: Are you finished?
Houdini: Tada!

by Nigger McNiggernigger March 12, 2008

houde

Houde - the act of being an outerspace tranny midget

can also be used as a adjective

e.g "Fuck you, you dumb houde" or "You dumb houdey cunt"

by nebureincarnate December 18, 2013

houdini

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up, but really you are at home not even drinking.

You convince a girl via text messages that you're out at the bar getting drunk and you want to meet up with her, and both of you can meet up later. She thinks you're getting drunk, but really you're at home. You convince her to meet you at your place after you supposedly are done drinking. Before she gets there you slam 2 or 3 beers and pour a little beer on your shirt for the smell effect. Then when she arrives you've saved yourself the trouble of going out, saved yourself the money, won't be hungover the next day, and are likelier to get laid. When you brag to your buddies the next day, you tell them that you pulled the houdini.

by Super Mike2 November 18, 2007

houdini

A type of dump that when it exits the anus, goes right down the toilet pan at phenomenal speed and disappears round the U-bend out of sight. Named after the famous magician Harry Houdini as he preformed disappearing acts.

Man, I though that shit was gonna leave the map of Australia in the pan but luckily it was a houdini. Saved me from some embarassment so it did

by gw5150 June 26, 2007