A bunch of scrawny, little fellers, that have found the best way to feel good about their loser selves is to congregate with other little scrawny fellers and poke fun at everything and everyone else not in their clique. Most of them had their lunch money taken from them at school every day as youths.
When called upon to defend his girlfriends honor, the hipster was so afraid of a real man he peed his skin tight pants.
by T-man. February 3, 2017
Get the hipstermug. by spikel August 8, 2014
Get the hipstermug. Many young retarded people who have somehow un-installed there chromosomes and believe that Starbucks is hipster. No really they do. A company with $15 billion in profits per annum is hipster and not mainstream according to these moronic shitheads.
by A Decent Bloke April 24, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. by Cum in underwear December 16, 2020
Get the Hipstermug. A person whose style is influenced by many different genres (of dressing). They usually wear lots of flannels and ironic graphic tee shirts, but not always. Sometimes, preppy styles are mixed with casual clothes. When being called a hipster, they always deny it. They either listen to indie rock, alternative rock, hardcore rap, or a really diverse taste of almost anything.
He's such a hipster; I saw him wearing colored skinny jeans at the Vampire Weekend concert in Portland.
by Mufasa af January 20, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. by BlastFemur April 4, 2015
Get the Hipstermug. by Jack O'Pumpkin September 21, 2013
Get the Hipstermug.