Hershey sharts

Synonym: The chocolate fountain made in the porcelain.

Antonym: a normal turd.

Shart= sh** and fart together.

Dude, that pile of meth gave me the Hershey Sharts!

by KingJosef October 25, 2020

Hershey windchime

Dingleberries

Ewww...he didn't wipe, now he's got a Hershey windchime going on!

by ThisGuy2001 July 10, 2022

Hershey Thumb

When your boss or co-worker sits around with their thumb up their ass all day doing nothing. Once it's time to go home they remove their thumb which the tip is brown, coated in doo doo, resembling a Hershey Kiss. Sometimes they have poor hygiene and toilet paper is stuck to it as well representing the niggly wiggly completing the appearance. In many cases of frequent laziness and constantly doing nothing the thumb will be permanently stained from the feces.

Hey Joseph you got another piece of candy I see you have one already? Nah Levi I been hiding in the back doing nothing as usual. My fingers are just stained and have the ol' Hershey Thumb now.

by I Am The Ferrett March 6, 2020

hershey sandwich

When two girls shit in each other

Woah did you see them they just did a Hershey sandwich

by Bob Jr Sr Jr June 11, 2016

Hershey kissed

When someone us riding you and they accidentally poop on you and they leave a perfect Hershey kiss shaped poop on your balls

I was banging this chic last night and she accidentally sit on my balls she Hershey kissed me

by Philthis1983 November 3, 2023

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein May 12, 2014

Hershey Kiss

The brown pointy poop you get on the end of your pecker after anal plundering.

"The ol lady musta not cleaned her ass out last night, Yup, ended up with a Hershey Kiss on my pecker"

by Big Dick Bonneconti April 10, 2020