pull-a-hemingway

Doing a trick with no style, and wearing a ghetto jacket while doing it. With a gay hat on.

Will: mannn did you just see that sick cork 3 i pulled??!

Kid 2: man, that wasnt a fucking cork 3, that was a fucking hemingway

by GGGGG unit author May 22, 2005

Hemingway

A famous 1930s author whose works include THE SUN ALSO RISES, FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, and A FAREWELL TO ARMS. Critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

In reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. One day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don't waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow crap. Unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across America now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullshit about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.

Stop saying Hemingway was good; he was just a random lardass closeted Romantic!

by Mashizzlewinks December 23, 2005

Pre-heating the Oven

For men: like sloppy seconds, except the girl you're about to bang was with another girl immediately before you. Opinion is divided about whether this improves or detracts from the quality of your subsequent experience.

Don't worry about it man! She was just in there with Crystal pre-heating the oven for you, go for it!

by xag February 13, 2011

Sally Hemings

Nickname for a cocktail made of bourbon and ginger ale.

He asked for a Sally Hemings. The bartender looked at him funny, and then poured him bourbon and ginger ale.

by SNV October 2, 2007

hearing aid

The sexual act of repeatedly thrusting a penis through the gauge of a female's ear.

"Hey chuck, i can't hear you. Would you mind getting my 'hearing aid'?"

"No problem honey."

by Chucko Okcuhc March 27, 2009

Hemingway Boner

When one endorses a writing style that is characterized by efficiency and understatements.

Ernest Hemingway was the most distinguished writer to use this style, hence the term "Hemingway Boner".

If you have a Hemingway Boner you would probably write something like,

I went to the beach. It was beautiful.

by alff September 22, 2011

bobble heading

In the act of extreme drunken sex the person on top is riding you so hard your head is bobbing like a bobble head while trying to keep conscious.

Jay: My neck is killing me

Justin: Why?
Jay: I went over Alyssa's house an it ended up being bobble heading night.

by Jason Gracia May 17, 2014