heaneyed

Getting comically drunk in a remarkably efficient manner.

"Is Keri coming with us?"
"No she's still in bed... she got totally heaneyed last night!"

"Man I haven't been that heaneyed since uni"

by hodorehmi October 29, 2018

Haley

Haley's are kind and caring. They love nature and they are beautiful with a gift of music. They listen to their head and heart equally and they are difficult to catch. If you like a Haley you better get her before she gets away because once you miss your shot there is no going back. She is a really talented person and anyone would date her in a flash.

Random dude: Woah is that Haley she is so pretty
Other dude: Ask her out
Random dude: yassssss
Random dude: Hey Haley wanna go out sometime
Haley: Nope

Random dude: Why
Haley: Because we just met
Random dudes head: Wow she is hard to get

by CoolGirl4455 November 27, 2018

Haley

Haley is a kind and caring girl. She is unique and smart. She loves music and arts. She is beautiful in and out. Any guy would date her in a flash. She is also hard to get. And if you like her you better ask her out soon or else she might get taken. Once you miss your chance there is no going back.

Random dude: Hey Haley

Haley: Uh, hi
Random dude: Wanna go out sometime
Haley: No
Random dude: Why not
Haley: Because we just met, anyway bye
Random dudes mind: She is hard to get and she is smart I need to get to know her

by CoolGirl4455 November 27, 2018

Haleyville

Hello! Welcome to Haleyville! "It's a great town!" said no one ever. Everyone is pretty awesome except for the hoes and psychopaths. Jacks and Guthries is PROBABLY the best thing we have here. Honestly, Guthries is way overpriced though. You should come t Haleyville.....if you have no self pride.

Boy 1: "I cannot wait to go to Walmart and hang out."
Boy @:2: "Yeah, lets go to Haleyville though."

by Mars3245 December 6, 2018

haley marsh

she’s a hoe and a thot.

Last night haley marsh was being a hoe because she got hundreds of boys asking her to hang.

All the boys think haley marsh is a thot

by crack whore. February 9, 2019

Haley

A young minded, sweet, incredible girl that has the whole entire world in front of her. She usually knows how to dress and is up on all the trends. Usually super hilarious and she doesn't even realize it. Haley's usually have a really nice body and a big booty. The type of girl that once you lose her she's gone. If you find a Haley you should keep her because if not she will move on. Usually has brown or blonde hair and is beautiful inside and out. People may make fun of her but she is always on her feet. Haley's are kind hearted and accept everyone. If you fuck with her you better watch out because she doesn't fuck around. She is a country girl at heart but dresses and acts like a city girl. Haley's usually like beaches and are super romantic. The type of girl to laugh at all your jokes. No matter what you say to/about her or how many times you try to knock her down she will just get back up and continue being her happy, loving self. Most Haley's are affraid to get hurt. An excellent cuddler, and make lack in height. If you fall for her be quick to try to get her because if not she will move on. If a Haley likes you don't let her leave because she most likely won't want you again, so if you get the chance to get with her go for it. Haley's are super flirtatious. A super smart girl and her #1 priority is her grades and her family.

Jake: Woah she is beautiful, who is she?
Paul: That is Haley she is beautiful and one of the sweetest girls you will meet.
Jake: I'm going to go talk to her.

by NoCapM8 March 10, 2019

Haley

Red girl who is beautiful kind loving caring have one big ass mouth and always fucking talkingand eating in class Haley feel she is on top with all this Kamla and Kamla but regardless of all that i love her with all my heart but she dont seem to realise it because she does study Esperanza with all them sweet boys.Virgos again but she is one girl when you have her lock her down but otherwise she does influence her friends to do good and try to lead them on the right path even though she is hurting

Haley is my bae forever ....yes

by Famoboss March 20, 2019