Little Jack Horner

a classic nursery rhyme by mother goose

little jack horner
sat in a corner
Eating a Christmas pie;
He put in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said 'What a good boy am I!'

by ssssssrrrrrrrrtttttttt August 20, 2009

Hornt

An adjective to describe being sexually aroused to the point of explosion.

damn that booty got me all hornt up I may burst

by Stonerboner42069 April 8, 2019

Hornerism

n.
The act or an example of repeating mindless cliches or sayings that do not even make sense in the context.

A common Hornerism is

*sighs* "Man, I'm up to my elbows in alligators and busier than a one armed paper hanger in a pile of quicksand and that is, is the bottom line."

This would only be a Hornerism if the person who said this just got back from a 2-hour lunch with perspective "customers" who just happen to amount to no business.

by Ballsackreligious November 8, 2004

Hornsterminators

People who stop people when they need a wank. Basically there just shit and they hate sex. Damn them Hornsterminators. Sometimes, however, the come in useful if people are too horny and shag everything in sight. Then they stab them. If people get 'sterminated, it refers to this.

Oh my gawd did you hear! Scott got attacked by the hornsterminators because he glued his hands to his penis!

I got 'sterminated because i shooted one off onto me mam again :(

by Emily Parker :) October 23, 2007

Murder Hornets

Also known as Baskin Bees, a breed of hornet that is notorious for mating then killing their husbands off when no others are around.

"Them bitch-ass murder hornets? I call 'em Baskin Bees because they kill their husbands!"

by mowrules May 13, 2020

horney-basterd

a female frog who has been on a tree

look at that horney-basterd

by steve May 19, 2003

hornesty

The honesty that comes with being extremely horny.

In all hornesty, I can't wait to get you back to my place.

by tictacmidgets October 8, 2016