the greg escobar

when you whip out your penis and slap it on her face until it turns red and then you flex all muscles. Mostly to imitate a very strong man. Then make her Feast on your penis.

After I did the Greg Escobar to that girl, she was very impressed.

by Rod Micheal January 2, 2008

Mathew Greg

hottest boy in the world. tan, black hair. literally 12/10, super funny and nice, and i def. want to marry him.

Mathew Greg is the hottest boy at SPX

by realplayer48 April 8, 2019

Gregging Off

When you masturbate using inanimate objects.

Yesterday I caught my dad gregging off with the dishwasher.

by _GREGG____ November 22, 2017

greg lougayness

The act of being the gayest, most inappropriate human being ever known to hit the gay world of homosexualiaty. One that gays up the entire room and leaves nothing but gay and homo vibes vibrating upon everyone's lips

"Remember the other night? Justin was being such a greg lougayness when he touched Jess' ballsack."

by Issaia November 27, 2007

Drop a Greg

Euphemism for defecation.

I'll pay you $50 to drop a Greg on my chest.

by Rag Man April 29, 2011

Greg Burnz

Commonly referred to as the house hold marijuana smoking device, gravity bong or GB (pronounced "G. bee" not "g. BEE"), but used in the presence of parents,teachers,authority figures,and other anti-cannabis individuals.

Hey pops, I'm gonna go kick it with Greg Burnz.

by funder.bunder July 15, 2010

Gregs mom

A rare and highly slanderous term referring to a particularly whorish mother of an acquaintance. Very derogatory and insulting. Often used in the projects.

"That girl sucks more junk than Gregs mom!"

by jdub2311518 September 5, 2008