gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

gooch fuzz

The little balls of fabric that accumulate around a guy's gooch. They are usually black and come from a mixture of underwear and pubes. Gooch fuzz usually happens when you sweat alot or have really tight boxers/briefs. Sometimes gooch fuzz will cause extremely painful pube knots. They are extremely annoying and make you say wtf when they wash out in the shower.

"Dude, my mom bought me these new black boxers, and they give me the worst gooch fuzz."

"I hate gooch fuzz, the other day i had a clump of them and it knotted my ass pubes."

by orangutanapus December 13, 2009

Gooch Juice

The sweat that remains on your seat when you stand up

Dude I just went on a ride and the gooch juice was real - it’s like my taint is haunting my motorcycle

by Byrdieboy996 March 10, 2020

Gooch Slap

The act of slapping a man in the gooch.

Generally this is a non-sexual encounter practiced by a gooch assasin

Steve: hey Vic, if you don;t get your act together i'm gonna come over there and slap you in the gooch

Victor: Whatever

Steve: you asked for it! *Steve thunders toward Victor and slaps him square on the gooch*

Victor: ouch, that gooch slap really hurt!

by Mullet Boss October 27, 2009

Goochfest

A slang term referring to a room/event that is full of gooches.

Gooches, of course, are the patch of skin between a man or a woman's genitalia and their arsehole.

Ian: "This is such a goochfest"
Fresco: "I know, man. These guys suck"

by Stodleh April 14, 2010

goochstrap

Male Underwear. The fabric holding up the gooch.

Pull up your Goochstrap boys and get to business.

by awetexplosion December 6, 2010

nose gooch

the area between the bottom of your nose and your mouth.

dude, i cut my nose gooch shaving this morning.

by wainright February 18, 2008