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ghost poop

a poop that mysteriously disappears after plopping into the toilet
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
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ghost no wipe poopie

Compound word: Ghost poopie + No wipe poopie

Also referred to as "G-No-Wipe-Poopie"

A ghost no wipe poopie refers to a situation where while engaging in defecation, one feels a dropping exit the anus and hears the incurring splash. However, upon wiping the sphincter, no remnants are visible upon the toilet paper (no wipe poopie). In addition, the droppings appear to be absent from the toilet (ghost poopie).

The result can be frantic forced recollection of whether or not the poopie actually existed. This could possibly extend into more serious psychosomatic disorders like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, obsessive compulsive disorder, eating disorders, and, of course, defecation disorders.
Please seek immediate medical attention in the event of a ghost no wipe poopie as consequences are dire.
by David Hawaii May 2, 2007
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Ghost Ridin' Gchat

the act of choosing to be invisible to your online buddies.
A: Is joe talking to you online?
B: No, he's been ghost ridin' gchat for a while now.
by chasingbrucelee April 30, 2009
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ghost spasm

I may mix ambien and cocaine, that's called ghost spasm, but I never mix business and pleasure.
by Herabeara January 28, 2019
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Ghost Love

When someone makes you think they love you, but in reality the love doesn’t exist.
I thought we were going to last, but it was ghost love.
by For the Birds June 5, 2020
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Ghost of Paris

The "Ghost of Paris" is a term used to refer to the worst football player in the world, Pionel Pandreas Pessi aka Eibar-Man.

Pessi plays for Pari$ $aint Germain (retirement club) which is a tiny team in Ligue 1 (also known as the Farmers League) where he haunts relegation teams (everyday after haunting a relegation team he screams about SD Eibar, asking to play against them) and ghosts against middle table teams.

After ghosting games, he has been seen in the streets of Paris asking for Penalties, SD Eibar and shouting the name of Gianni Infantino (Pessi's sugar daddy and FIFA corrupt owner)
The Ghost of Paris is here to haunt us! Run!!
by Ghost D'or April 9, 2023
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caught the holy ghost

Catching/ having caught the holy ghost/ spirit is a euphemism usually said by African American Baptists for then one gets so wrapped up in church service they begin to dance and sing as if you were possessed by the holy ghost, as seen in the example below
Child: " mama, what's Ms. Florida doing over there?"
Ms. Florida: *dancing but with soul*
Mother: "well it loos like she done caught the holy ghost! Go, Ms. Florida! Praise the lord!
by Phoenix Fire Truth January 29, 2021
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