Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

A Gentleman’s Lift

Moving your golf ball from a bad spot to a good spot without taking a penalty stroke.

Mike: “Look where my ball landed! Brutal!”

Jamie: “Just take a Gentleman’s Lift”

by Foggy Clue September 10, 2020

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

gentleman's afternoon

A gentleman's afternoon is the ideal afternoon away from family and work for a gentleman. Activities including dining, love making, taking tea, reclining, being entertained, dozing, misbehaving in private, self-indulging, socialising with select friends and confidants would all be possible.

Joe decided that he had far superseded expectations at work and that it was high time he took a gentleman's afternoon.

by GentRA June 26, 2017

Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.

The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.

by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017

Gentleman's Paste

Cum.

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."

by _TryCatch May 11, 2016

cucumber gentleman

When a girl loses her virginity to a cucumber

Emily: so how did you guys first do it? Was the guy hot?

Tori: umm... I lost my virginity with a cucumber.

Emily: he must have been a real "cucumber gentleman"

by Savage Cucumber May 20, 2016