Geezer

Southern way of spelling geyser.
A Geyser is something that spouts shite on a regular basis, there is one in Yellowstone Park - Old Faithful. In a way, it is sort of like a cockney loudmouth trying to be cool and dandy, regularly spouting shite to try to impress but in reality fails and makes himself look a right pillock.

My black cat is blacker than your, 'cos im a geezer.

by Blacker Cat March 30, 2009

Gelter

anal with ingerid bjølstad

i was having a pretty bad day, but then i got "gelter"

by shorgen March 15, 2017

diamond geezer

A bloke from Welyn aho has done every job in the world with "The Boys". Repeats stories so many times that even infinity is out of date as a large number.

Peter Westby is a DG

by Jerry October 13, 2003

geter done

What white trash crackers and rednecks yell when the pot of crank is finished cooking.

Pa Is BANGING HIS 13 year geter done old daughter in the trailer when he hears the pot overboiling on the stove(cooking meth). he screams at his wife and other kids geter done.

by DANIEL CARVER January 7, 2008

Geeted

A mixture of the words "guitar" and "skeeted", this means playing a guitar so awesome that you bust a nut.

George: "Did you see Hendrix at Woodstock?"

Dick: "Yeah, he geeted all over the first row."

by B. Van Vlerin January 9, 2008

Genter

Giggling before pressing the enter key while sending an online IM.

Me: What did the ghost say to the wall?
Friend: What?
Me: Just... "Passing" through.

Friend: That was stupid
Me: I gentered

by Rah354354 December 4, 2011

Trick Ass Geezer

A trick ass geezer is the term used to insult a male friend who thinks he is "the shit." After being called this he will stop in his tracks, think about the term, and proceed to get offended.

Chris: Dude, I woke up with a hangover this morning and the only thing I was able to do was play Super Smash Brothers!
Mike: Broh, I know that feeling! BEST FEELING EVER!
Maria: Well aren't you guys trick ass geezers!?!
Chris and Mike: -__-

by 205B January 24, 2011