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gaseball

the correct name for the sport of baseball, which is gay.
My friend Andrew plays on the highschool gaseball team. He showers with men for fun.
by baseballgay March 17, 2010
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Basketball

A "sport" for those that are not man enough to wrestle.Can not win by himself, must rely on others to help him and needs time outs and half times in order to even come close. These are the real pussies of any sport. Call wrestlers gay when they are the ones rubbing there ass on another guys dick.
Basketball star: He is so gay for wrestling.
Wrestling Champion: I'm gay? That's why the only thing that can slow me down is being hurt or bleeding.
by Basketball star July 4, 2010
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play basketball

Euphemism for "go to strip club and grab tits". Used primarily by people who are trying to be sneaky and not admit they're going to strip clubs.

Origin of euphemism was from an asian man who would periodically go with his friends to Montreal(the capital of strip clubs) and when asked why he was going, he'd reply, "play basketball".
me: "So what are you going to Montreal for?"
ak: "We're just going to play basketball."
me: "You're not going to the strip clubs, I hear they're really good."
ak: "Nope, we're going to play basketball."
me: "ok(thinking to myself, yeah right)"
by William Chan February 8, 2004
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Dirty Basketball

1. The exact art and science of playing basketball in a dirty situation such as a dusty/muddy dirt field.
2. Oral/anal sex
Ahhh gross look at that, Victor and David are always playing dirty basketball on the cross country runs!
by Pearson dude May 11, 2006
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basketball bum

Someone who thinks it is a swell idea to wear nothing but a plain T shirt, shorts, Nike elite socks, and basketball shoes to any occasion.
Bill: "Yo, What the fuck is Max wearing?"
Jackson: " I don't know man, he's just a basketball bum. "
Bill: " He needs get the fuck outta here with that shit."
by TheJacksonWilliams November 15, 2016
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EXTREME BASKETBALL

Basket ball taken to the extreme, sort of a mixture of Rugbee and football and basketball, anything goes.
Frankie:Hey Miguel lets play EXTREME BASKETBALL.

Miguel:OK lets go....AHHHHHHHHRRRRGGHHHH!
by Frankie Diaz January 12, 2007
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Frito Basketball

A sport so intense that the graphic nature of it cannot be dictated properly by words alone. It can only be witnessed for one to truly grasp the concept.

The fatality rate of this sport is a ratio of 0 to 3.

The ratio of getting your eye poked out is 5 to 1.

Usually the victim of said slam-dunking can sometimes suffer other abrasions of the skin.

USE CAUTION WHEN PLAYING THIS SPORT!

Goggles recommended. You need not be in shape to participate. The more equipment you bring, the better.
Brittany had an unfair advantage at frito basketball! She wore glasses and a turtleneck shirt!
by go_diego_go November 8, 2010
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