gash gift

a gift given to a mother after the birth of a baby via c-section.

John gave Suzy a necklace as a gash gift after she delivered their baby via c-section.

by ruby+elke's mom April 30, 2008

Tokyo gift wrap

When a man cooks ramen noodles, then cools them down with cold water. Then he wraps the cold noodles around a woman's breasts and proceeds to boob fuck her.

Optional: Eat the jizz flavored ramen

Person1: "Hey you want some breakfast?"
Person 2:"Nah, I'm still full from that Tokyo gift wrap from last night"

Person3" ".....WHERE THE EFF IS ALL MY RAMEN!!"

by TheTepanyakiCanoli June 14, 2010

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be.

by Teo Acosta September 4, 2008

God's Gift

REALLY high quality purp...super chron, super sticky weed, but really expensive, usually around $20 per gram.

Dealer: Yo you wanna cop a $20 gram?
Dude: What are you selling?
Dealer: God's gift
Dude: FUCK YES.

by zandertons December 15, 2009

the dark gift

A sexual act of defecating into your hand, and fisting it into your partner. It is said if your partner's body accepts the feces you are infact meant to be together.

I tryed the dark gift on my girlfriend last night, and she dumped it out in under a second. It's just not meant to be

by Teo Acosta September 5, 2008

Boomerang Gift

Sending money or gift to someone knowing full well that you are likely getting the same amount or identical gift from that same person in return as a gift.

I gave my brother some cash for X-mas and he gave me the same amount for my X-mas gift. Gotta love a Boomerang Gift!

by Patrick Wilde December 12, 2009

retaliatory gift

The gift you must buy for someone who unexpectedly gives you one first.

I thought I was done with my Christmas shopping, but I had to buy a retaliatory gift after Justin dropped off a present for me

by HED23 January 9, 2008