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fuzzy guy

“U like fuzzy guys?”
by Saltine_14 October 5, 2017
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Fuzzy Daddy

Someone who stresses over little things. Everything has to be just so.
TAIN STOP STRESSING MAN. YOU'RE SUCH A FUZZY DADDY
by FURMBRO March 3, 2017
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fuzzy canoe

by GennyBean August 17, 2021
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fuzzy douglas

A vagina with a three-day beard. Specifically the vagina of a woman who shaves, but has not done so in more than two days and less than one week.
Yo, did you go down on Marie last night?

I started to, but she had a fuzzy douglas. That shit felt like sand paper.
by Funkyard August 20, 2013
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Fuzzy Knob

Taking your dick and dipping it in splooge, then bone a pillow until the pillow fluff gets stuck on your dick and your dick should look like a Fuzzy Knob!
Man1: Dude, you were so drunk last night!

Man2: What did I do that was that bad?

Man1: You walked up and poked a cop with your Fuzzy Knob!!!!
by Virginity-Napper September 19, 2013
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fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.
Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".
by apafor2 October 15, 2013
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fuzzy rainbows

Used in the Stage countdown before the first set starts at a Billy Strings concert.
(15 minutes 'till 8pm they announce: 15 minutes 'till fuzzy rainbows. At 5 minutes until fuzzy rainbows the crowd grew noticably excited.)
by Billy Fan February 14, 2023
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