fucktard

noun. one who is completey stupid/uneducated in the ways of the world; someone who thinks they know much about a subject, but they truly know nothing

John: Hey Mac? What does this meat look like to you?
Mac: I believe it's rhino meat. yeah... yeah, it's rhino meat.
Robert: What the hell? You fucktard! That's beef!

by mikal mafia April 12, 2009

Fucich

Fucich - v. - to cry out where your mother is, esp. in public places, and esp. when you don't mean that your mother has been lost.

Person #1: So, did you hear about how the other day-
Person #3: MOM!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!
Person #2: Oh, don't mind him, he's just fuciching.

by insideoutbrain November 17, 2010

fuckity shitbag

fuckity shitbag

A stupid person; dolt: A person who really doesn't care about anything. Even if a bag of flaming poo on their shoe wouldn't bother them.

Three!!!!! Those fuckity shitbags from Niagara!!

by the great 1 November 16, 2012

Fuci

Fucking Gucci

That meal was so fuci

by Belly frog November 19, 2017

fucktard

Function: noun, adjective

I do believe it is self explanatory

If you can't figure it out, YOU must be a fucktard as well.

by Malk October 1, 2005

Fucktard

Someone who repeatedly proves to be a lower life form while attempting to make themselves interesting to others.

Britney Spears has once again proven to be a complete Fucktard by pulling that little marriage stunt.

by Hannah January 13, 2004

Fucktagonal

When a group of friends enjoy sexing each other despite the romantic relationships formed previous to the sexing.

I banged Dan's Fiance, and then my roommates girlfriend. What a Fucktagonal Relationship. :)

by HairySteve November 23, 2009