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Fruit tingle

There's no fucking way I'm giving that fat mole a fruit tingle
by Downunderplunder September 6, 2018
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Fruits a-hoola!

Universal cry issued by art students when leaping down stairwells exceeding 8 steps.
'Fruits a-hoola!' cried Simon as he leapt crazily from the 10th step.
by gnt November 2, 2008
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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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Fruit fairy

Someone who a majority of their diet is made up of fruit.
“My girlfriend is a fruit fairy, she only eats smoothies and fruits”
“She must be on the high fructose fruit fairy diet”
by Pineapple Whisperer May 10, 2019
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Jac Fruit

Adjective: A derrogatory description of a person or individual.
Would you look at this Jac Fruit across the bar.

That was a Jac Fruit play.

What Jac Fruit thought that up?
by Dman81 September 27, 2010
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Fruit Loops

Fruit Loops are gay Cherios.
Fruit Loops are so fruity they are gay Cherios.
by Shawn Underwood January 9, 2007
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purse fruit

A piece of fruit (i.e. banana, plum, apple) that is found in the bottom of a woman's purse, and is often warm and of questionable freshness.
I was really hungry, but we were stuck in traffic when Diana offered me a piece of purse fruit.
by Dave Newport May 3, 2007
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