Frosty's Poke

The uncomfortable wind chill that lightly touches your genitalia, usually occurring in colder, damp and windy climates.

I was waiting for the lights to change, and I got a surprise visit from Frosty's Poke.

by achrylex November 14, 2018

frosty crotch

Condition arising from holding a cold beverage between your legs while driving.

Man this large icy is giving me the worst case of frosty crotch I've ever had.

by OKC Slim January 12, 2015

Frosty Hotdog

when a guy cums on the top of another guy's penis, you get a frosty hot dog

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Matt just gave John a Frosty Hotdog.

by Redonc June 29, 2010

Gettin a Frosty

When you are on a road trip with your girl, she wants to give you that road pleasure, you pull over in the snow and get a blowie in the snow. You just got a frosty!

My girl wants to suck me off in the snow.. aw yeah, daddy's gettin a frosty!

by El Dirte' November 8, 2018

Blind frosty

When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.

Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.

I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.

by Sickjames February 4, 2018

Frosty Check

a phrase commonly used by Wendy's associates when a hot male/or female enters the restaurant.Usually stated so other associates can look and see.

Can I get a frosty check?

by ramoon December 9, 2008

frosty melon

When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.

David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.

by SaltyAdolf4Life March 8, 2016