Kobe Bryant

When a person is hogging the blunt

“Pass the ball Kobe!!” As his stoner friend acted like Kobe Bryant with the blunt, joint, pen, etc

by qusim April 16, 2019

Kobe Bryant

Dead

Guy 1: Hey you know that guy who’s on the news. I’m pretty sure him, his daughter and other people died in a helicopter crash.
Guy 2: Yeah, his name is Kobe Bryant
Guy 1: ... he was my idol when I was 6...

by It’s yo girl Emma Swan January 27, 2020

Kobe Raets

Kobe Raets is the cutest boy in the world

He has a big di-
And is very nice

Girl1: Omg is that Kobe Raets?!
Girl2: yeah that’s my boyfriend
Girl1: lucky

by Non-binary.Arse March 12, 2022

Kobe wright

ugly stupid fat dont got no butt she look like a toilet and a donkey

KOBe wright ugh she looks like a doonkey

by It's savage September 13, 2020

Kobe Bryant

a basketball GOD.

"if there was a god of basketball it would be michae-"
"KOBE BRYANT"

by yeeeyeeeyeee March 6, 2010

kobe

pronounced KOBE silent E.

A KOBE is a female of the caucasian persuasion.
A MANKOBE is a male of the same persuasion.

The KOBES or MANKOBES can be found shopping for groceries, in parking lots, shopping centers/boutiques etc.

The word is derived from the incident that took place between Kobe (pronounced KO-BEEEE) Bryant and a caucasian female.

"Hey look at that KOBE over there acting stupid as hell."
"That MANKOBE is looking right."
"That is some KOBE stuff right there."

by Lauren Arimah September 1, 2007

Kobe Bryant

the greatest basketball player of all time who has a huge penis which everyone loves.

after kobe bryant scored 200 points in the game, he went home and stuck his huge dick into his wife again and again

by wangzang baby August 7, 2006