fobo

A faux beau or fake boyfriend. He sort of looks, acts, and plays the role of a boyfriend, but you don't see a future with him because he's not what you're looking for in a long-term relationship. Also known as a "placeholder."

"Hey, Angela. Is that your new man?"

"Nah, he's just a fobo."

faux beau placeholder boyfriend

by no_mo_foboz October 14, 2011

foboredophic

Afraid of red candy.

I bought Kevin a box of Hot Tamales forgetting he was foboredophic.

by el Jefe toro grande May 17, 2009

FOCBOB

Acronym: Face Off Crimewatch, Body Off Baywatch.

Any male or female with a somewhat repulsive facial outlook (similar to that of a hardened criminal/crack addict), who inexplicably also possesses the body of a mid-level supermodel (see: Pamela Anderson/David Hasselhoff).

Shallow male 1: Eurgh, dude, have you seen that creature? The one with the facial warts?

Shallow male 2: Yeah, but dude, look at the bod! Definate FOCBOB dilemma.

by GeorginaImogen October 13, 2010

Fambogulos

Something that is Amazing brilliant fabulous

His singing is fambogulos

by Tarjhkaigh September 6, 2016

FAMBORGHINI

Famborghini is a word to only be used for your most important and best Fams

Example:
Lucien: Ayo D can u bring me dat dank kush tomorrow?
Dylan: I GOT U FAMBORGHINI

by Famborghini owner September 21, 2018

Fobmobile

When a large amount of Fobs exit out of a car/van

Person 1: Dude, how many people got out of that car?
Person 2: Relax, it's a fobmobile

by Mattyb69LOVA October 10, 2018

flombompistulate

A Peruvian method of torture involving a two-screw coat hanger. The process is as follows:
A) A wall mount coat hanger is sharpened, then inserted hook-down into the anus.

B) The testicles are stretched around to match up with the mounting holes.
C) The victim is then screwed into place onto a wall, upside-down.

In order to make an example of a would-be rioter, wardens frequently flombompistulate prisoners in order to keep the populace in check.

by jquamus April 27, 2020