Floods

When the girl is so horny she squirts everywhere in everything

The floods were so rapid

by Shameka w October 30, 2017

Rum Flooding

When you runny shit in someones mouth so much that they suffocate and flood their entire body

Coroner : how did he die
Doctor: he was rum flooded whilst giving a rimjob
Coroner: what
Doctor: he was a victim of rum flooding

by Kinkmaster69 420blaze December 19, 2017

tom flood

Fucking gay person. Who sucks a lot of dick.

That man is such a Tom Flood

by Jdlue12 February 24, 2017

flood the nile

When a girl is wet enough to squirt

Baby I'm going to make you flood the nile tonight!0

by Sonny bertram February 25, 2019

Mr flood

Mr flood is a man who molests people's shoulders with his sweaty unwashed hand

Mr flood: Hey laddie *molests your shoulder* hows your day going
Kid: what the fuck

by officedaddy September 20, 2022

Fields are flooded

I’m too hungover to take my kid to soccer match this morning

Fortunately it rained all night and fields are flooded because I drank a bit to much last night.

by J. Gallo November 1, 2020

Anal Flood

When you give a girl an enema and force her to hold it in before you perform anal sex. This causes contractions that can be pleasurable to the man.

It is advisable to have her use a dueche first as this may have disastrous results if she is not in complete control of herself.

Dude, I gave her an anal flood before I put it in and I could feel her bear down on me the whole time.

by Dr. McNasty420 August 20, 2023