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florida gators

The outstanding university that consists of student athletes excelling on and off the football field. While Florida State has historically been a slightly stronger team, Florida does not tolerate the "thugs" that FSU consistently produces year in and year out.
"Because its great...to be...a Florida Gator!"
by Haaaaaaa May 17, 2005
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Florida

The southern most state in the Continental US. People who live there range from hot girls in thongs to old geriatric patients. Anyone can get a drivers license in Florida; they come in cereal boxes as surprises. The education sucks there, while taxes keep rising. The main attractions are Walt Di$ney World, Universal Studios, Busch Gardens, Miami, Key West, and Panama Beach, although most Floridians have no idea they have a panhandle, let alone a city named Panama. Ask any Floridan what the capital is, and most will say Miami, thanks to the wonderful education system. Florida is also home to some of the best beaches in the East. What Florida lacks in social skills, it more than makes up in social life, as the clubs and beaches are filled with georgeous women (and men, if that's your preference) who know how to party, with or without others. Although Florida is technically a "Southern" state, it is very liberal in its thinking in the major metropolitan areas. Those centers allow for openly gay relationships, interracial dating, and other things the "South" traditionally stands against. However, away from those metro areas, the people become even less educated than the others and the true "Southern" mentality comes out. Very conservative in their own right, centers like Ocala and Lake City have very high majority rednecks. As a whole, however, despite its flaws, Florida is, and will always be, America's favorite place to migrate.
Coming from New Jersey, people from Florida say the drivers are bad there. However, even though it rains all the time in the summer, people from the "Sunshine State" STILL have no idea how to drive in a drizzle. I'm very glad it doesn't snow in St. Pete, cause I would NEVER drive down here then!
by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003
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Floriday

Noun
A holiday taken in Florida:
Florida+Holiday=Floriday
I am going on a Floriday for spring break, I can't wait!
by GENIUS! March 10, 2009
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florida ounce

The amount of an illicit substance (typically marijuana) present when a purveyor of drugs (typically a drug dealer) rips off the consumer who has purchased said illicit commodity.
John: “My dealer said he sold me an ounce, but I weighed it and it’s only .79 ounces!”
Fred: “That motherfucker sold you a Florida ounce!”
by emeff meme February 8, 2022
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Florida Man

A Florida man is a most likely drunk guy that is crazy
Florida Man arrested for ripping locals ballsacks off.
by im eating hot chocolate December 22, 2020
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Florida Man

Tandem Airboats with Driftcars around a Pool on a Racetrack while a Helicopter flies in and Trucks do tug of war
by DRAGMASTER88 June 10, 2021
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Florida Water

A reference to MDMA (Ecstasy, Molly, etc.) mixed in water. Users typically drink this mixture throughout the evening from a plastic water bottle.
"What you on, son? Your pupils look huge and you're smiling like crazy."

"I've been drinking that Florida water, bro!"
by ThuggerThugger13 March 20, 2014
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