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Finnish Apostolic

some of the worst humans
they hate everyone besides themselves
love their cousins (a little too much)
and are ugly

these people will shit on kids when they have their buddies around but if they are the only ones, they’ll keep quiet because they are pussies

you’ll find them at DQ after the football game while they’re on their way to ‘Kids’ (a party every friday where ages from 14-24 sit around and smoke darts in a circle)

they fuck their cousins because they are not able to pull anybody outside of their church

also, if you are an outsider, you have to either convert to marry someone inside or they will be shunned from their family
that Finnish Apostolic (finn) is such a pussy, he was talking shit at the rink and when we got home, i saw him start making out with his cousin
by hagakdvs2716 January 2, 2020
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Finishiano Fraudnaldo

An ultimatley finished washed ancient ghost farmer, Finishiano is known primarily for frauding his way to penalties by diving and flopping like divemar and farming against small farmer clubs such as getafe, norwich and even the whole country of Luxembourg!

Finishiano AKA rapenaldo, camelnaldo, penaldo and pendu has constantly been the biggest fraud in all of football. Breaking an everton fans phone before moving to Fraudi Oilrabia to avoid lawsuits similar to his activites in Las Vegas with multiple women who didnt consent. After inspiring those such as Mason Greenwood, Antony and Benjamin Mendy, he goes on to dive for penalties teaching Puarez and Peymar the skill moves they would need for the rest of their shameful farming careers. Fraudnaldo has inspired the likes of Tapindowski, Pessi, and Penzema (search Benzema 15 to learn more) to reach their full tapin potential.

Ultimatley, Finishiano Fraudnaldo will never reach his full tapin powers due to being an ancient finished ghost. Mabye if Finishiano bribed officials like PissG, Bribelona, VARdrid and LiVARpool, he could reach his goal of 1000 tapins.

Common songs for Finishiano include "¿Dónde está Serresiete? ¿Serresiete dónde está" showing the true finished nature of Finishiano.
Person 1: Do you know Ronaldo
Person 2: R9?
Person 1: No Cristiano Ronaldo
Person 2: Oh you mean Finishiano Fraudnaldo? the rape merchant
by realistpessidog October 2, 2023
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Michael Finnissy

An English composer famous for being part of New Complexity. His pieces are known for being totally impossible and are a jumbled mess of cacophony that resembles no tune (but are funny to hear and watch being performed).

Some of his most known pieces are English Country Tunes, an insult to England and the word " tune" too, and Verdi's transcription, a ruined version of many Verdi's pieces.
A) Is that a Michael Finnissy piece for solo piano?
B) Yeah, but I didn't practice it. I just slam my hands on the keys, and sometimes the feet too.
by A GUILLOM Stan August 31, 2021
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Bitching at the finish line

When someone bitches about a task all the way to the end.
by Dryani December 13, 2010
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your sound is finished

1. A term said to someone when they think they're cool or the shit, but they're really not.

2. When a DJ can't scratch right.

3. When your party is whack.
Tom: Look, guys! I just bought some fresh Levi's. You like?

John: Really, Tom? Who still wears Levi's? Your sound is finished. You're done. Kill yourself. Your season is DONE.

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Travis: I DJ better than Nick. He should stay away from the turntables.
David: I know! On his own equipment!
Travis: His sound is so finished! He definitely can't blend the beat right.

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Mark: Who invited all those church folk to the party?
Isaiah: Right? The sound is finished.
Mark: The sound's been finished!
by Noork May 17, 2011
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The Reck it Ralph finisher

where you get a Reck it Ralph body pillow after sex nut in the body pillow and make the girl drink it
she kept begging for round two but I just hit her with The Reck it Ralph finisher
by attack heli-copter 22 December 26, 2020
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finishing touch

when your getting a massage from a poorly literate asain woman and you slip her a fifty and she gives you a handjob
your retarded brother gave my uncle a finishing touch
by AJ Matthews (DM) October 12, 2003
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